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Well I went to the barber cause my hat don’t fit
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Shave and a haircut that’ll cost two bits
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But you know when you live in a one horse town
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Two jobs for one man and the other way around
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. Well the barber is the butcher and his razor’s sharp
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. And the butcher is the barber but it’s not too smart
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. Cause the barber is a bargain till the end of the day
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. If you bargain on a barber then you’ll never get your way
He opened up a cupboard and he pulled out a book
All the different cuts and you can pick your look
Page 27 that’s the one I like
Cause I wanna look good when I’m riding on my bike
He said that’s fine but I’ll tell you what
You’d like much better with a clean crew cut
So he fired up the clippers and before I knew
I was all done up with an army ‘do
He started with the razor and he nicked my face
Blood started spraying all over the place
I said “Oh Henry” won’t you please just stop
I came to see the barber not the butcher shop
So I left the old barber and I walked down the street
All chopped up like a slab of meat
If you’re looking for a bargain then you’d better beware
Cause you don’t want a butcher trying to barber your hair