The Last Time I Rode a Train

¾ Time Jimmie Rodgers style – key of D but I play it in C, capo 2

 

.       C                                          F                        C

The last time I rode a train, I rode it back to you

.       C                                                               D7                     G7

I rode it through the rain and snow, back to the skies of blue

.  C                                                       F                                   C

I rode it over soaring heights and through deep valleys too

.       F                C                       D7         G7         C

The last time I rode a train, I rode it back to you

 

I waited seven hours, standing in the rain

Waited by the railroad tracks, for an Eastbound train

When early in the morning, I heard the engine’s roar

I swung aboard that freight train, right through the boxcar door

 

I left that rainy city, down on the western coast

Rode it through the mountains to the girl I missed the most

I found her there in Cowtown, out on the open plains

And told her that I rode to her upon an Eastbound train

 

A ride upon the railroad, can leave a poor man’s soul

High up in the mountains, or crushed like dirty coal

I told her that I loved her, told her it was true

The last time I rode a train, I rode it back to you

 

She said you weary hobo, come in and sit ye down

You rode so many miles, to see me in this town

I’m happy for the gesture, it’s good to be with you

But that is all there is, dear, I’m sorry if you’re blue

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The Bargain Barber

.           I                    II                           IV             I

Well I went to the barber cause my hat don’t fit

I                    VII                    V              I

Shave and a haircut that’ll cost two bits

.              I                           II            IV               I

But you know when you live in a one horse town

.        I                    VII                  V                 I

Two jobs for one man and the other way around

.                           IV

.           Well the barber is the butcher and his razor’s sharp

.                          I

.           And the butcher is the barber but it’s not too smart

.                             IV

.           Cause the barber is a bargain till the end of the day

.                       I                                                                                V

.            If you bargain on a barber then you’ll never get your way

 

He opened up a cupboard and he pulled out a book

All the different cuts and you can pick your look

Page 27 that’s the one I like

Cause I wanna look good when I’m riding on my bike

 

He said that’s fine but I’ll tell you what

You’d like much better with a clean crew cut

So he fired up the clippers and before I knew

I was all done up with an army ‘do

 

He started with the razor and he nicked my face

Blood started spraying all over the place

I said “Oh Henry” won’t you please just stop

I came to see the barber not the butcher shop

 

So I left the old barber and I walked down the street

All chopped up like a slab of meat

If you’re looking for a bargain then you’d better beware

Cause you don’t want a butcher trying to barber your hair

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Manitoba Blues

A

Up in Manitoba, don’t know where to go

A

Going back to T.O. down in Ontario

A                   D                                     A

I’ve been defeated, in my western quest

.            E                                                                  A

Gonna head back to Toronto, place I love the best

 

Left a factory job, spent my only dough

On a third class ticket out of Ontario

I can’t believe it, that they would treat me so

Stopped me at the station, said that I can’t go

 

.               D                                            A

.     Manitoba, you make me feel so blue

.              E                                     A

.     Manitoba, what’s a man to do

 

Don’t know where to go now, can’t afford a room

I’m stuck here in this flop house with a mop and a broom

I feel so cheated, it makes me want to scream

Life here is a nightmare, far from the western dream

 

Spent the night in prison, charged with vagrancy

Bulldogs and the bedbugs kept on biting me

I’ve been unseated, from my native home

Never will I ramble, never more to roam

 

They dragged me down to skid row, told me where to go

Threw me on a freight train back to Ontario

I’ve been mistreated, I’ve been misunderstood

Left behind the sorrow, tried to make it good

 

Up in Manitoba, don’t know where to go

Going back to T.O. down in Ontario

I’ve been defeated, in my western quest

Gonna head back to Toronto, place I love the best

Gonna head back to Toronto, nevermind the west

Gonna head back to Toronto, oh what a mess

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Westbound

The song was originally called CNR Westbound, a song about travelling by freight train between Winnipeg and Edmonton.

E                                                              A                  E

Rolling across the prairies, and I’m crying out a tune

E                                                              B7       ~C7        B7

Rolling across the prairies, and I’m howling at the moon

.  E                         E7                                     A            A7       E

I had to leave my home back east, I just couldn’t hang around

.                E                                                           B7 C7       B7

Now I’m rolling across the open plains on a CNR westbound

 

Rolling across the prairies, and I’m moaning out the blues

Rolling across the prairies, under sky-blue prairie hues

I had to leave my home back east, even though I love that town

Now I’m rolling across the open plains on a CNR westbound

 

Rolling across the prairies, and this train is singing too

Rolling across the prairies, hear the whining woo-hoo-hoo

I had it all at home back east, but things were looking down

Now I’m rolling across the open plains on a CNR westbound

 

Rolling across the prairies, hear the clicking of the rails

Rolling across the prairies, as the locomotive wails

I’m sad to leave my home back east, but I love these lonesome sounds

Now I’m rolling across the open plains on a CNR westbound

 

Rolling across the prairies, and those steel wheels start to roar

Rolling across the prairies, as they stand up to the chore

I’m glad I left my home back east, ‘cause now my rhythm has been found

‘Cause I’m rolling across the open plains on a CNR westbound

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La Belle from Quebec

Ma Belle, Ma Belle, Ma Belle from Old Quebec

Ma Belle, Ma Belle I haven’t found her yet

 

I took a vacation in La Belle Province

Found me a sweetheart and I asked her to dance

We were smiling and swaying to the fiddler’s reel

But I don’t think Ma Belle ever knew how I feel

 

We were dancing a two-step in Riviere du Loup

When I whispered so softly Ma Belle I love you

She said “’scusez moi, I don’t quite understand’

And after the dance then she let go my hand

 

I guess I might know why she’d treat me the same

I loved her and lost without knowing her name

I searched from Rimouski to Riviere Ouelle

But I never did find her my sweetheart Ma Belle

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Hitchhiker’s Blues

C                                                  A

Standing in the road I wasn’t doing any wrong

D                                                      G

Never woulda thought it coulda took so long

C                                               A

Sitting there waiting as the night rolled on

D                                  G

I started to write this pretty little song

.                    C                           A

.            I’m sick, of trying to hitch

.                    D     G                           C

.            I’m sick, of being in the ditch

.                    C                              A

.            I’m sick, it’s the latest news,

.                              D     G                      C

.            Got them hitch, hitchhikers blues

 

Thought that waitin’ couldn’t do me any harm

But I was jumpin up and down just a-tryin to keep warm

Jumpin’ with my feet and spinning my arms

I guess that I’ve lost all my lucky charms

 

And I said I’m sick, of being in the road

I’m sick, of carrying a load

I’m sick, ‘cause I always lose

Got them hitch, hitchhikers blues

 

I’m gonna ride a bus I’m gonna catch a train

‘Cause I’m sick of standing in the rain

And then I’ll sing one last refrain

But I’m never ever ever gonna never ever do it again

 

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The Double Cuts

I saw this great country/western swing band at the Pig’s Ear in Peterborough.  Here’s a video of them filmed at the Cameron House in Toronto.

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Riding the Rails in Mexico – Part 1

I spent Sunday night in a pretty sleazy motel in Los Mochis, near the west coast. There were a couple dozen hookers outside, and the motel staff didn’t want to rent me a room for the whole night. In the room, there was a sheet on the bed, porn on TV, and a shower with hot water. The ash trays were glued to the tables.

Monday morning an acquaintance came by to show me the way to the eastbound buses. It usually seems best not to tell people you’re planning to hop freight trains, so I bought a ticket for the local bus to San Blas rather than ask my questionable “friend” to show me to the freight yard in Mochis.

I’d noticed a couple days earlier that San Blas is where the north-south coastal railway crosses the east-west Chihuahua-Pacifico line, and since I was planning on riding to Chihuahua, it would likely be a crew change.

Sure enough, as the bus got close to San Blas, we crossed an overpass at the north end of the small rail yard. There were locomotives around, as well as an old water tank, service facilities, and the platforms for the passenger trains. Although this station is rarely used, there is still passenger service on the ChePe line. It’s one of the only passenger routes left in Mexico, but it’s a popular tourist trip. They run two trains in each direction each day – first and second class. There’s usually one freight per day too, and that’s the ride of choice for lots of Mexicans.

I spent a couple hours looking around San Blas – it’s a real western town, full of cowboys and dingy beer halls. The streets are dust and rock for the most part, and the overgrown railway behind the main street doesn’t look too promising, but it is the right one. After a bite to eat I headed down to the rail yards, again not telling people about my real plans. The few people I talked to said the railway was dangerous because of bandits, but I convinced myself there would be no problem during the day. Everybody always blows those kinds of things out of proportion anyway.

In the yard there were lots of people around, including military and police. Catching a freight didn’t seem too promising if they were watching the trains. One was leaving the station just as I arrived, so I asked the first worker where it was going. Nogales, he said. It was all containers on flat cars, and it was being watched closely as it pulled out.

I asked the same guy about trains for Chihuahua. He looked at his watch, pointed to some engines idling not far away, and told me there was one leaving at three. That was only a two hour wait, so I settled down on the station platform and waited in the shade.

I can see why the freight yards get a bad reputation for crime. There were some pretty derelict-looking people around. I chatted with a few of them, and turned down some coke that one guy offered. It made me a bit more comfortable having so many cops around, and that’s rare.

At two thirty the same worker came back to me, and showed me the way to the train. I got on a grain car right behind the locomotives, thinking that if it got too cold during the night there might be a chance to get in one of the cabs. It was about an hour wait before the train aired up, and during that time I watched all the yard activity. The workers seemed to be just playing with big metal toys, banging them around, and laughing, and climbing on and off. The one who helped me out was wearing a big straw sombrero, and always seemed to be laughing. His only advice to me was that riding freights is dangerous, and he made a gesture to show it could cut your arm off.

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There were soldiers looking inside parked grain cars for some reason. Then there were some bums who caught a westbound to Mochis around the same time I climbed onto my ride. A surprising number of the same rough-looking hobos from the yard walked by, asking me when and where the train was leaving. Maybe rather than want to rob you, those guys gain a bit of respect for anyone who’s down there riding the rails with them.

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We crept out of the yard only half an hour late. I waved goodbye to the folks I’d met around the station, and kept a bit of a low profile for the cops, but they didn’t care anyway. As long as you’re not breaking into boxcars or containers you can ride freights all you want in Mexico.

We cruised back through San Blas, but there was no sign of people I’d met there earlier. Just outside town, the train slowed right down and blew the horn. I leaned out the side to see an old cowboy on horseback trying to scare a dozen cows off the track. Once they were clear we picked up some speed, then stopped to throw the switch for the ChePe line, then cruised not-stop till well after dark.

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It was too bad the train left when it did. The best scenery on the line is between El Fuerte and Creel, and for me that was all during the night. The other thing is it’s pretty cold around there in December, because of the altitude. The ChePe climbs from sea level at Topolobampo, gradually to El Fuerte, then steeply to the summit of the line, which is around 2500 metres above sea level. At that height, it gets cold enough at night to freeze all the puddles and the little streams you see once in a while.

All night I froze on my grain car. For a while I stayed up, and watched the headlights lighting up the opposite side of the canyons – vertical walls rising hundreds of metres up to the starry sky. I could tell once we were into the good part of the ride because of all the tunnels, and because there was a cliff rising up on the left of the train, and dropping away on the other. On the whole trip, there are eighty-seven tunnels, and most of them are clustered all together in the really rugged sections. I welcomed them, mostly because as it got colder, the tunnels were like little havens of warmth, where I could suck in the heat (and exhaust) left there by the engines. Eventually I settled down, though, sleeping in fetal position in the little steel cubbyhole that good grainers have. It was cold.

We stopped three times during the night: Bahuichivo, San Rafael and near Creel. San Rafael is the crew change point (the only one) and Creel is the main tourist destination. San Rafael is the only spot you can count on catching a freight. They also do inspections there, but they don’t care about riders.

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In the morning I got up as soon as it was light, and started stomping my feet, waiting for the sun to break the horizon. We cruised through the plains, having crossed the mountains in the dark. I took the chance to climb to the top of the train for a couple pictures, but I wouldn’t stay up there too long.

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When the sun came up the trip got a lot more pleasant. We dropped some cars at a little grain loading facility, and picked some up at others. We crawled through the city of Cuahtemoc, and passed the two westbound passenger trains. I was getting a kick out of watching the operations – it’s all manual switches, and there are no signals on the line at all. Somehow they manage to time their meets almost perfectly, and spend no time sitting on sidings waiting for remotely-controlled switches to change.

East of Cuahtemoc there’s some good scenery too. The train climbs up over a bit of a pass, then descends steeply down the other side. I first noticed we were going downhill when I saw a train going the opposite direction from us, but higher up, and only half a mile away. Of course it turned out to be the tail end of the train I was on, and that was the first of two big horseshoe curves. Then there’s the spot where you’re crossing one trestle and can see the next one down the valley, a couple miles down the line. There are two more tunnels in a bit of a canyon, then they open the throttles for the cruise into Chihuahua.

Although we were in the city already, the excitement wasn’t quite over. None of the railway crossings have any kind of signal in Mexico. So we were just getting onto a crossing when the air brakes hissed and we came to a stop. My first thought was train robbers, as there were a bunch of people coming towards the train. It turned out we’d hit a car in the crossing, though, and everybody wanted to come see. There was damage to the car but no injury, but we still waited around, blocking the intersection, till the cops showed up. People climbed over the train at my car to see the action, but there wasn’t much to see. Eventually we continued, and I was put on parade for all the cops standing around, none of whom cared. Then we passed the real damage from the train-car collision: a cop car and another one, in an intersection, totalled. I couldn’t help thinking the cop was in a rush to see the train wreck when he slammed into another vehicle.

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Around one PM I jumped off the train at the ChePe passenger station, which is closer to downtown than the freight yards. There’s a water tower there, but the station itself isn’t right on the main tracks – you have to watch for the spot. I then walked right through the station yard, asked about westbound freights for a ride back to Creel, and continued in to town. Chihuahua is one of the nicer Mexican cities I’ve been to, so it’s worth a look around.

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– 2005

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The Last Time I Rode a Train

¾ Time Jimmie Rodgers style

Capo 2 (D)

Chorus

.       C                                           F                       C

The last time I rode a train, I rode it back to you

.  C                                                                   D7                       G7

I rode it through the rain and snow, back to the skies of blue

.  C                                                        F                                  C

I rode it over soaring heights and through deep valleys too

.       F                 C                       D7        G7         C

The last time I rode a train, I rode it back to you

 

I waited seven hours, standing in the rain

Waited by the railroad tracks, for an Eastbound train

When early in the morning, I heard the engine’s roar

I swung aboard that freight train, right through the boxcar door

 

I left that rainy city, down on the western coast

Rode it through the mountains to the girl I missed the most

I found her there in Cowtown, out on the open plains

And told her that I rode to her upon an Eastbound train

 

A ride upon the railroad, can leave a poor man’s soul

High up in the mountains, or crushed like dirty coal

I told her that I loved her, told her it was true

The last time I rode a train, I rode it back to you

 

She said you weary hobo, come in and sit ye down

You rode so many miles, to see me in this town

I’m happy for the gesture, it’s good to be with you

But that is all it is, dear, I’m sorry if you’re blue

(Chorus)

– February 2012

 

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Trail to Liard

E                                                               A

We’re rumbling down the road and we got eight more hours to go

B7                                                                                      E

Pulled from Yellowknife and we’re just hitting Behchoko

E                                               A

Tearing up the tar we got a driver driving hard

B7                                                                                  E

Racing through the Deh Cho on our way to Fort Liard

 

There’s a rattle in the engine and a squeaking in the floor

I must have broke the muffler when I tried to close the door

Bumper’s falling off you know that everything’s gone wrong

It’s just another rambling roadtrip driving country song

 

We pulled her into Providence the wheels were coming loose

From dodging all the buffalo and running down a moose

I don’t know why we got to get to Fort Liard today

We got no reason for this random roadtrip anyway

 

.                                  A                      B7               E

¾         And I don’t know if we’re ever gonna get there

.                       A          B7             E

And I’m not sure if I really even care

.            A            B7  E               A .. Am .. Am7
Didn’t get very far, got a flat tire….

.                     E               B7             E

And there’s not much air in the spare

 

We crossed that mighty river there and then we hung a right

Hit a rock that busted what was left of our headlights

Thumped along on rotten tires past the Jean Marie

If we make it to Fort Liard it’ll be a shock to me

 

We turned her south at Checkpoint heading down the Liard Trail

Past the Lindberg Landing and the Blackstone Park as well

Raced along the riverbank between the growing hills

We’re barely going to make it cause we hardly got the will

 

We pulled into Fort Liard, we’re all breathing more or less

The van’s a little choked but it’ll make it home I guess

We ground her through the gears in trying to make it to this town

But there’s nothing here to do so we’ll just have to turn around

(Chorus)

– September 2009

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